Farm Ugly

"I Like Cows (And Maybe 3 People)" T-Shirt – Farm Ugly Collection

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"I Like Cows and Maybe 3 People" T-Shirt – Farm Ugly Originals
Small Circle. Big Herd Energy.
If cows are your vibe and people... not so much, this Farm Ugly "I Like Cows and Maybe 3 People" T-Shirt is your new go-to. With a bold cow silhouette set against retro sunset stripes, this tee combines country humor and laid-back farm style into one statement piece. Whether you’re feeding the herd or dodging social events, you’ll be doing it in comfort and in character.

👕 Product Features:
✔ Premium Unisex Tee – Bella + Canvas 3001
✔ Soft & Durable – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
✔ Vintage-Inspired DTG Print – Cow silhouette with rustic, distressed retro stripe background
✔ Relaxed Fit – True-to-size with a comfortable, everyday feel
✔ Sizes Available: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

🎁 Great For:
✅ Cow lovers & cattle farmers
✅ Sarcastic introverts with strong farm energy
✅ Gift for farmers, ranchers, or your favorite moo-enthusiast
✅ Wearing to the feed store, fair, or anywhere you'd rather be with cows

🐄 Why Choose Farm Ugly?
Because "Ugly Never Looked So Good." Farm Ugly brings real farm life, humor, and grit to high-quality apparel made to last. This shirt keeps it fun, functional, and unapologetically farm.

🛒 Add to Cart & Let Your Shirt Do the Talking
📦 Fast Shipping | Farm-Tested | Built for Laughs & Long Days
🔥 Grab yours before they're gone—just like your patience for people!

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Sizing & Care Guide

We print using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology for a high-quality finish and soft-hand feel. Each item is made to order, so please check your size carefully before purchasing.

Bella + Canvas 3001 T-Shirt

Fit: Unisex retail fit – runs true to size with a slightly longer length. Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage.

Size	Chest (inches)	Length (inches)
XS	31-34	27
S	34-37	28
M	38-41	29
L	42-45	30
XL	46-49	31
2XL	50-53	32
3XL	54-57	33
4XL	58-61	34
5XL	62-65	35

Gildan 18500 Hoodie

Fit: Classic unisex fit – roomy and comfortable. Runs slightly large for an oversized look.

Size	Chest (inches)	Length (inches)
S	34-36	27
M	38-40	28
L	42-44	29
XL	46-48	30
2XL	50-52	31
3XL	54-56	32
4XL	58-60	33
5XL	62-64	34

Care Instructions

To keep your Farm Ugly gear looking great, follow these care tips:

Wash inside out in cold water with like colors
Use mild detergent – no bleach
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the design
Avoid dry cleaning

Note: DTG prints may feel slightly stiff out of the bag. This softens after the first wash.